You know something? I think it must really suck to be a member of US Navy SEAL Elite Team 6, right now. Sure they have the satisfaction in their hearts of knowing they killed one of the vilest mass murderers the United States has ever known, Osama Bin Laden. However, when you take into consideration the fact their identities have to remain classified, you know that has to suck hard for those guys. Do you have any idea how much sex these boys are not going to be having because they can’t tell anyone they executed that raid? I imagine any woman from Portland, Maine to Portland Oregon would be willing to “take one for the country” for any of these men. Also, do you realize every time they walk into a bar they are still going to have to pick up the tab at the end of the night? Seriously, we all know there would be more than just sexual perks for those who were exposed as members of Team 6. I mean, can you imagine if every time you throw a baseball for the rest of your life, you’re forced to remember that time you could have thrown out the ceremonial first pitch at the World Series? Man, it has got to suck being a member of US Navy SEAL Elite Team 6. That’s why I feel so fortunate that I am able to be honest with the world in telling everyone I am a member of US Navy SEAL Elite Team 5. Am I right, ladies?
Or maybe they aren't petty enough to kill Osama for the sex and alcohol... just sayin ;)
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